Random lazy as hell post of the day

007 stunt men better watch out: Stunt man gravely injured on James Bond set in Italy
At least he’s trying: Gas station owner shuts pumps for a day
NYC has had enough: Machine Gun-Toting Officers To Patrol NYC Subway
Whew! Guess we dodged that bullet: Study says near extinction threatened people

Random political post: Hillary is ahead in PA

This is as of 10:42 pm
PA Precincts Reporting 76%
CLINTON 891,548
OBAMA…746,731
CLINTON 54%
OBAMA 46%
Source: The Drudge Report
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According to ABC News, exit polls show that Clinton unfairly attacked Obama. Seems to have worked in her favor.
“Late deciders favored Clinton by a wide margin, boosting her to an essential victory in the state.”
Source: ABC News

Random Headline of the week: Blind homeowner captures intruder

“A blind homeowner used the wrestling skills he learned more than 30 years ago to overpower an intruder and hold the man at knifepoint until police arrived this morning.”
“Kieta, 49, who is legally blind, said he was the Kentucky high school wrestling champ for the 145-pound division in 1976. He used his skills and other [...]

Random WTF post: Brazilian priest floats away

A Brazilian priest tried to break a record and raise money, but wound up floating off under hundreds of helium party balloons. Now, he’s missing. Wasn’t there any other way to raise money?
“In a helmet, thermal suit and carrying a parachute he was strapped into a chair attached to the balloons before setting off from [...]

Random News of the day: Keep an eye on your belongings in DC

Violent crime may be down, but burglery has jumped up 21%. This is one of the reasons I would never have a skylight in my house.
“Criminals are jimmying locks, kicking in front doors, breaking through roof hatches and skylights, and sometimes even sawing security bars off windows to get into houses and businesses, police said. [...]

Random News Post: Not a good time in Chi Town

“Violent Weekend Continues: 32 Shot, 6 Dead
CHICAGO (CBS) ― A violent and deadly weekend continues in Chicago. At least 12 people have been shot, two of them killed, since Saturday morning. This comes after at least 20 people were shot, four of them killed, from Friday night through early Saturday.”
Source: CBS2 Chicago

Random Political Post: Hillary is falling behind

Hillary Clinton’s numerous “mis-statements” are causing major hits to her credibility.
According to Newsweek:
“Clinton has lost a lot of ground with Democratic voters nationwide going into Tuesday’s critical primary in Pennsylvania, a new NEWSWEEK poll shows.
The survey of 1,209 registered voters found that Obama now leads Clinton by nearly 20 points, or 54 percent to 35 [...]

Random Perv Post: Who knew CNN reporters rolled that way

CNN journalist Richard Quest, was arrested Friday morning in New York’s Central Park for loitering and possession of meth.
According to reports, not only did Richard have drugs in his pocket, but he also had a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot.
If you want to [...]

Random News post: Teens are going crazy

From violent (and stupid) cheerleaders to murdering nut jobs, teens are losing their minds left and right and heading to the dark side.
A 13 year-old placed peanut butter cookie crumbs in the lunch of a classmate who was known to have sever peanut allergies. The victim didn’t eat the lunch, thank goodness. Having done so [...]

Random political post: Even Howard Dean has had enough

An increasingly firm Howard Dean told CNN again Thursday that he needs superdelegates to say who they’re for – and “I need them to say who they’re for starting now.”
“We cannot give up two or three months of active campaigning and healing time,” the Democratic National Committee Chairman told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. “We’ve got to [...]