Random rant of the day: I hate those Geico commercials

I hate those damned Geico commercials with the cavemen. WTF is that about? It has nothing to do with insurance. The first couple of commercials some something dumb about being so easy cavemen can do it. After that, they just kept going with the cavemen. Apparently, they had a sitcom or something (I was told [...]

Random Question of the Day

Why is Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends still running on Cartoon Network with new episodes while Courage the Cowardly Dog only shows in reruns? Foster’s Home… sucks. I like the Powerpuff Girls. Craig McCracken created Powerpuff and Foster’s. Why are the Powerpuff Girls gone and Foster’s still on. Did I mention how much that show [...]

Random post: More ambiguous headlines

These real newspaper headlines. See if you can grasp what they really meant.
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE [...]

Random humor: Ambiguous Newspaper Headlines

These real newspaper headlines. See if you can grasp what they really meant.
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN [...]

Random Question of the Day

If you die and go to hell and someone in hell pisses you off, where do you tell them to go?

10 Random “Facts” of the Day

01. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “hang yourself.”
02. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a movie about it.
03. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
04. Chewing gum [...]